Happy New Year SMS

1-               Aadmi:      pathan se kisi ne poocha k khan sab log pathano pe itne SMS ku banate hai?
                  Pathan:     Pathan Muskrate hue, "ye wo log hote hai jo bachpun ka Gussa  Nikalte hai
                                                                         Hahahaha...........

              Happy New year

2-            Tochi Baba Says, 

               Body is the Cell Phone.............................................Z

               mind is the menu....................................................A

               mouth is the bluethooth...........................................H

               Heart is the memory Card........................................R

               Good friend is the Balance.......................................A

               Bad frind is the Virus..............................................A

              So don't Lose the Balance and keep away the Virus......L

              Then save your memory card ................................ ..I

Happy New Year